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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Day 4...Port Elizabeth, Korea - Korea, Braii fest, and USA - England!!!

A day full of pleasant surprises!

Awesome "winter" weather once again...and I got to see this dog on a bike on a man's back and one of them was blowing a vuvuzela at the time while the other one was barking...



Today my father and I attended our first match here at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.  The game was at the brand new Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium in Port Elizabeth, SA.  The match up was not marquee, and the game did not sell out (Organisers-to-probe-no-shows ), however, it was a very entertaining match due to the play of the South Koreans...they looked good and showed some dazzling speed and skill while the Greeks were busy arguing and whining with each other...

I could try to put the sites, sounds, and emotions form the match into words, but you just gotta watch the video!



As I mentioned before, the game did not sell out, and we had two extra tickets.  We arrived at the stadium early to try to sell them, and were even willing to discount the price, however, no one was interested.  Every sporting event I've ever been too, even Boston University Basketball, I have seen scalpers outside, even at the other World Cups I have attended....however, not here.  Gpop  I wondered if it could be illegal and punishable by death here in SA, cause even in the US it isn't quite legal, however people always do it...
...regardless, before entering the gate, we scanned the crowd for worthy receivers...there were two brothers, 18 and 13, selling Vuvuplugs, or ear plugs to drown out the buzz of the constant Vuvuzelas during the match.  My dad wanted to help support the anit-vuvu cause, and offered them the tickets.  At first, they thought it must have been some hidden camera TV show, as the older one kept asking if my dad was for real...I sat with them for a half and it was a great pleasure...the older one played goalie, like my own brother Joey who will be joining us in SA with my mom in less than two weeks!







After the game we were in for an amazing and unexpected treat...before the game while we were in line at the parking lot and on the shuttle to the stadium we met four South Africans who lived in the area, who were attending the match as one of their daughters had purchased them tickets.  After the game we ran into them once again.  While searching for the shuttle back to the parking lot, I asked Jacq where a good place to watch the USA vs. England game tonight would be...and Jacq's response was amazing!  He immediately invited us over to his home for a classic South African Braii (BBQ) and to watch the USA vs. England match at their home west of PE  Sure! Of course we will come!  Why not?  We definitely made the right choice to accept the invitation.  This is the exact South African kindness, friendliness, and good ole South African hospitality that I have been trying to explain to all of you!

Jacq, originally from Cape Town, is a Braii* master, a huge rugby fan and also one of the lead financial consultants for the construction of the 2,000 ton roof (only counting the steel structure) at the Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium in Port Elizabeth...the steel was actually from Kuwait!

Keren, Jacq's wife, who combined have nine children spread across the globe from Australia to South Africa to Mali to Bermuda (i'm sure I missed a couple places : /).  Keren also recently received her British Passport...making our viewing of the match exciting as we had supporters from both sides.  Keren and Jacq kindly welcomed us into their beautiful home situated up on a hill just a couple 100 meters from the Indian Ocean.

Even more was that Liz, Keren's twin sister, was visiting on vacation from England, where she has lived for 20+ years, adding to the excitement!  Liz and Keren grew up playing doubles tennis.  From as much as we could pry out of her, we found out that Liz actually played professionally across the world and played on the Virginia Slim's Women's Tennis Association Tour in the United States.  She actually played in both the U.S. Open and at Wimbledon!

The fourth man was a friend of theirs, Tony.  Unfortunately he was unable to join us for dinner, however, I did get to learn that he was a big fan of the big bass speakers that were in all the local taxis, well maybe not, but deep down inside I knew he liked the hair moving sounds as he spent much of the taxi ride dancing...

The day and evening was full of great conversation over about the area, the history of SA, sports in SA and the USA, US Politics, how fat America is and how we are "slim for Americans!" : )  Gpop went on a rant about US's infatuation with war,  Gpop discussed his fiddling career...it was awesome to get the opinion on BP's oil spill disaster from some actual British citizens...

Before dinner we had tea and discovered the magicalness of South African Rusks...I think we need to inject tea time into American culture...

After dinner my stomach was also full of some very tasty Braii BBQ.  There were chicken Kabobs from the most popular butcher in PE that has people lining up outside of the door to get his flavored masterpieces and other chicken drumsticks/breats/wings that were marinated by Jacq himself that tasted just as amazing!

Dinner ended about half an hour before the USA vs. England game leaving just enough time for a crash course on Rugby from Jacq while watching the replay of the #1 in the world Springbok, the SA national team, trounce on the French rugby side.  I also tried to explain the rules of American Football...hopefully it makes a little bit of sense to Jacq now - I never realized how hard it is to explain American Football (like why is it called a touch down if you don't have to touch the ball to the ground?)...Soccer is so much simpler, with a simple objective sp so many less rules...hence Soccer as South Africans and Americans call it, and futbol/football as the rest of the world calls it is the World Sport...and the reason why I, as well as so many other people from across the globe, have been inspired to visit this amazing country...or at least learn a little bit more about it...

The game, as all of you should have watched it, ended with a satisfying result for the the American side! Jacq was evening high-fiving us for USA goal, while Liz was not as pleased.  We could all share the same feelings about the future of English goalie Robert Goalie who won't be going to any local English pubs anytime soon!

I'm rooting for a USA vs Bafana, Bafana match up in the finals...it would be lovely for both SA and USA and do wonders for both countries in various different ways!

Anyways...I hope my family will have the pleasure of showing Jacq and his family the same hospitality that they have shown us if he ever chooses to make his first visit to the United States...

Love to all and soccer balls for everyone,
Max

PS...if anyone has any material they would like to introduce onto the blog just let me know, shoot me an email, maxcondren@gmail.com, and we will make it happen!

Until tomorrow... Go Celtics, Kobe Bryant aint that good, USA - USA - USA, Bufana Bufana, It's Ayoba Time!

Friday, June 11, 2010

The Vuvuzela...it's Ayoba Time!

So what is a Vuvuzela?



...pictures are worth a thousand words so I am done with the introduction...

I love the name. Vuvuzela. Say it to yourself.  Say it out loud.  Say it louder.  Now call it a Vuvu...yea now you know what you're talking about!

I am sure if you have watched a match on TV, or if you are lucky enough to have attended a match yourself, then you have heard the Vuvuzela in the background, foreground, highground, and lowground.  I am sure you have heard silly American commentators talk about them enough to make your ears bleed...but seriously, these horns can make your ears bleed...especially if you are gracefully aged (for lack of a better word), sometimes grumpy, and easily irritable like my father (hope he doesn't read this)...
...they are blown non-stop from entering the stadium until exit, and that is only because you have parted ways with said blowers...but this is not always the case - I have awoken to the sound of the distant solo Vuvu at 8am...it must be a Vuvu player who was covering the morning shift of a local rooster...I have laid in bed at 3 am and heard a covert Vuvu sound, said blower must be on a ghost recon mission to recover an injured Vuvu who was left in the gutter and trampled on by thousands of futbol fans...regardless...I am growing fond of these things as I try my best to personify their existence...wait, I just heard a drive-by Vuvuzela horn blowing at 2:57am...sweeeeet....

My dad describes them as sounding like a swarm of angry bees or hornets...a SA friends describes them as the green flies that hover over shit...but I am yet to draw any conclusions...

It is say to say that there is no chance Fifa will prohibit the Vuvuzelas from matches as long as Bufana, Bufana (if you don't understand this reference you must watch my videos!) keep winning/drawing/advancing/wavin' their flag as K'naan would say...and I am okay with this, as the nation seems united behind the bufana with the yellow bufana uniform mated with the loud cries of the Vuvu horns...it brings an energy, and this energy is aiding in the culmination of a world party all this month succsfully bringing the World Cup home to the motherland with energy and emotion! (regardless of the fact that their existence motivates some people to invest in "VuvuPlugs" - hey it is boosting the local earplug industry!)

The reason why I will not go anti-Vuvu is because I see the possibilities of these wonderful instruments...check out this video!  It's Ayoba Time!





The potential cosmic infusion of Brazilian sambaesque rhythm and drums with the crisp and clean roar of these beloved Vuvuzelas has infinite possibilities...this video is only the potential begining...
...I think I am going to bring a conductor's wand to the South Korea match I am attending in Port Elizabeth tomorrow with GPops to begin the nuclear reaction and immediately change the mind of all Vuvu doubters across the globe and inspire them to remove their Vuvu plugs and enjoy the sounds and maybe even shake their hips a bit...
...shit, I shouldn't have just said that out loud...this Vuvu infested Samba could take over Brazil in 2014 (site of next world cup)...I need to go patent Vuvus in the Amazon, open up eight Vuvu producing factories in potential host cities...cash in and make my millions...


Another idea...manufacture 5 different size horns that all make different tones and all fit on the same pentatonic scale...this would induce automatic and catchy melody wherever Vuvu blowers can wonder...
...shit, another idea I just shared with the world...buck it, you heard it here first...if you want to go into business with my, lets do it, I take 70%, you take 30%...email me... 


...regardless I think I was just inspired to purchase a Vuvu myself...(if you are under 18 or reading this to someone who is under 18, please stop reading)...I mean, who doesn't like getting their horn blown?


O ya...comment, comment, let me know what you think? what do you want to see/read more of? what do you want to see/read less of?


And pass on the link on to our family and friends!


Love u all,
Max

Day 3...Cape Town to Port Elizabeth

WOW... this place is awesome!

Today we:

-Woke up at 8am.
-Ate breakfast.
-Picked up the rental car
-Realized they drive on the left in SA and the steering wheel is on the right (jk, I already knew this but I was excited to see how my skills and driving ability to score unwarranted speeding tickets and other various traffic offenses in America translate into this new style of driving)...mentally prepared for it...then...drove from our Inn in Constantia, a suburb of Cape Town full of vineyards, to downtown Cape Town to pick up our first-round match tickets at the official Fifa Ticket Collection Point and a GPS (yes, my father agreed we needed one*),







then we hit the road on a beautiful drive to Port Elizabeth...~750 km worth of driving, 9 hours on the road, but we have two drivers so it wasn't bad at all...plus the countryside and amazing kindness of South African drivers were plenty to keep us content!

It's hard to describe in words how beautiful Cape Town and the beginning of the drive was... just check out this video...I'm sure the second half is even more beautiful, the Garden Route, but it was dark...no worries, we will be back on this road in a little less than two weeks!


Hope you enjoy the video!

*so I mentioned my dad agreed we needed a GPS... I'm not saying he is a full out technological dinosaur
or that he is a snob who insists maps/written directions are still the way to go (or am I)...but he decided 
it would be environmentally green for us to go with the GPS as we would not consume paper for maps 
and written directions, or carbon graphite for pencil writing on the paper, or liters of gasoline while
navigating suburbia South Africa lost...just kidding, it was surprisingly easy to convince him to get one
and I think we are going to purchase one on Sunday as it will be more economical than renting one for
28 days...


Some things I already love about South Africa:

Reason 1: It is beautiful! (refer to videos and pictures)

Reason 2: People here are incredibly nice, kind, helpful and hospitable...(Prab you were right!...check
out my buddy's blog who is spending the summer in the mother city:
...everyone smiles at you, says hello, and is eager to engage in a conversation. Whether it be the security
customs officer at the airport or the parking lot traffic attendant or the staff/owner of the B & B you are
staying at or a stranger (who happens to be a braai master) you met while waiting in line to catch a 
shuttle...(foreshadowing the posting for tomorrow maybe?)

Reason 3: Reason 2 times 48 million

Reason 4: Driving etiquette here is incredibly gracious. Some motorists drive slow, some drive fast, and
some just go with the flow - and everyone acknowledges these truths. The system here is brilliant. As 
soon as you approach a slow traveling car from behind, they will kindly pull onto the shoulder (which 
happens to be to the left, as we drive on the left side of the rode here, drive on the right side of the car, 
and pass on the right) and slow down to allow you to pass. If you see a car creeping up in your rear 
view mirror, you pull onto the shoulder, let the car pass...and you are pleasantly thanked by two or three
flashes of the passer buyers emergency blinkers, and in turn you should flash your high beams once as if
to say "your kindly welcome."

Reason 5: The first wildlife we saw were monkeys crossing the N2 (Major road from Cape Town to 
Port Elizabeth) ...I dunno I just like monkeys.

Reason 6: Beer is about two bucks a bottle in restaurants and bars...not that I have money to pay for 
it...THANKS MOM...I LOVE YOU!

Reason 7: I still have a lot more to discover, more towns/cities to visit, more roads to drive, more animals
to see and have only heard great things!

Reason 8: The locals tell me it is winter here...but it still reaches 65 or 70 ˚F...I don't think they are 
familiar with New England winters but I will not mention it to them in fear of angering the 
weather gods...

Reason 9: The World Cup is here!

Reason 10: The World Cup is here!

Reason 11: The World Cup is here!

Reason 12 through 100: The World Cup is here! (I think you get the point)


Some things I am still trying to figure out:

1.) It does get down to the 40's at night...and none of the buildings seem to have heat or seem to be 
interested in insulation from the cold...so make sure you bring some slippers, long pajamas, and have 
extra blankets handy for bed...(*disclaimer...this is coming from the AC King who sleeps in frigid 
temps back home...but these conditions are dwelling on unbearable territory so please pay mind)


Thursday, June 10, 2010

Day 1 and Day 2...

So we are here! Cape Town, South Africa aka the Mother City.  
Check out the amazing picture G-pop took from the plane:
  

Well, I might be lying - when we got here...it was dark so no picture from the sky...
and not much from the ground...as it was dark...but check out this video of the sites 
and a sound of our 20+ hour travels....
all i know is I left Hartford around 1pm on Wednesday and we are now in our 
Constantia at a wonderful Bed and Breakfast called the Hampshire House and it is 
around 11pm, Thursday local Cape Town time...the time zone is +2 here 
and -5 back in Hartford, however everything says there is only a 6 hour difference...
must be daylight savings...you try to figure it out!

Anyways here is the video as promised, let me know what you think in the comments!:

Hope you enjoyed that...
check back tomorrow for some sites of Table Mountain and our journey
east around the coast to Port Elizabeth!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Leaving in 12 hours!

G-pop (my dad) and I take off from JFK in 12 hours! My sister, my brother (who will be joining us in SA in two weeks), and my 15 m.o. nephew will be driving us to the airport. I’m actually looking forward to the ~two hour car ride to NYC sitting next to Xavier...


Check out X-man’s first training video. When I get back from the cup, X and I start practicing for his tryout for the under-two USA national team...


Original Video - More videos at TinyPic

I just finished packing. I’m going to go take a nap, but first a lil glimpse into the future. With all these injuries to key players for certain teams, my predictions and bracket need some reworking! I think USA is def going to beat England on Saturday, 2-1. USA looked good against Australia and solid goal keeping wins games. England lacks a great goalie and Ferdinand’s injury in addition to the absence of a definite starting lineup tell me USA is going to hand our pals across the pond a lil payback for BP’s disaster...



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